Obama selfies are the best selfies
can he be the president of the world
oh bama ily
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
The last one oMG IM CRYING
- someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
- me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
500 notes? Seriously. You guys are amazing. I can’t believe all you guys reblogged this and could be praying for my brother to get better. Thank you so much. You guys are amazing.Today at my school, my moms co workers planned all this for my brother. My brother has cancer and is 14 years old fighting his third time around. What my moms co workers wanted to do for josh is to go to our school and bring tons of balloons with them and helium of course and let the float up in the sky. You’re probably wondering why. It’s because each balloon holds a prayer for him to get better and that this could be his final fight with cancer.
Prayers out to you brother!!!
One of my followers wanted me to reblog this for prayers for her brother who is fighting cancer. (Here you go) Feel free to say a prayer and reblog too!
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
OH MY GOD
also to all my new followers
hello
welcome
i’ve been waiting for you
MOSHPIT
This is pretty awesome.
accurate representation though
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
i love cold pizza are you trying to tell me you’ve never woken up in the morning and seen left over pizza in the fridge and scarfed it down in .02 secs don’t lie
pizza please see this.
no please not the chick with the pizza url
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
